Naughty Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving……………..
1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It’s Cool Whip time!
4. If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst!
5. That’s one terrific spread!
6. I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you’ll get some!
10. Don’t play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.
12. Do you think you’ll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn’t expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up
happy turkey day to all! Gobble gobble 🙂
surely you are not going to kill this glorious beast ???!!! or are you ?
Lol… I couldn’t even kill a fly if I tried… This turkey looks like it could throw a knock-out punch 🙂
this one surely can knock you for six I think but isn’t he a beautiful beast ?! I don’t want to be a turkey in the States at the moment !!!
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star laughs star smiles ! huge smiles Gloria !
Glad it put a smile on your face Star 🙂