Goodbye my dear December
Last of the embers and my favorite member
Your yuletide I’ll be sure to remember
When autumn comes around with a bender

Say hi to November
October and September
Lost love and memories misremembered
From calendars ditched in attics and dustpans

Remember my December
That Santa makes you special
And good kids look to your return like Eastenders and Air Benders

But oh December my December
When you return next calendar
I’ll be here singing love songs
And mending hearts pumped with endorphins
So be sure to bring me more glad tidings
To make my heart merrier than bartenders with lavenders and high spenders

Goodbye December
Goodbye 2012
Thank you for all the many blessings